It’s Surprisingly Harder to Find that Clip with Darth Vader’s Real Face on Youtube than You Would Think

Remember that scene in The Return of the Jedi where Luke Skywalker removes Old Man Skywalker’s (aka Darth Vader) mask, revealing a bloated, splotchy, scraggle face that was kind of more horrifying than any of the atrocities Darth Vader had committed throughout the whole entire trilogy?  And how all you wanted was for the camera to pan away, or for Luke to at least put that freakin’ mask back on that pussing cream puff face before you threw up?  And how you were kind of like, wait, they have the technology to make laser beam swords, and hover crafts, and robots that speak in British accents – but you’re telling me they can’t think of any procedure to improve the quality of Darth Vader’s damaged skin? Weak sauce.

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Joffer San Francisco Deals – Budget Travel Tips

Let’s face it: traveling on a budget is not for everyone. You’ve got to be strong-minded and staunch of stomach but the payoffs are big. The more you cut down on expenses the more you realize that you don’t need big budget trips and then your one-week $2,000 vacation can become a one-month vacation. Budget travel often gets a bad rap because as humans we eventually learn from our mistakes and so the words budget travel become synonymous with cramped airplanes and windowless cruise cabins. It doesn’t have to be that way though. Granted, if you learn to like windowless cruise cabins you’ll certainly go far.

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